GIVE THE LADY A NEW GUN Rogers Lets off Steam of Fife and Drum Corps. By Will Rogers. PHILADELPHIA, May 7. - Rally patriots, and help defend this case! A Jersey woman shot a man that wanted to organize a band. She claimed it made too much noise. Don't sentence her, judge. Give her more ammunition. She's not a culprit, she is a Joan of Arc. It was a fife and drum corps, judge, the king thing that like to have lost us the Revolutionary war. And for her next shot get the moving picture solo organist, who is raised up in view of the audience by some mechanical means that unfortunately always works. Yours, WILL ROGERS. P. S. - This woman's town boasted that it didn't have a mayor, a policeman, a doctor or an undertaker. That somebody was shot proved they needed a doctor before they did a band.